Jira to Markdown: Building an Export Tool Because Jira Doesn't Have One

The Problem: Scattered Notes Across Jira I had to prepare 4 presentations, and naturally, all the related information was scattered across Jira as individual issues. Stories, tasks, subtasks - all with different statuses, assignments, and nested under epics I could barely remember. The obvious solution: export everything to Markdown, build a local knowledge base, and write my presentations from there. But here’s the thing - Jira doesn’t have a built-in export to Markdown. You get CSV, JSON via API, or the browser’s “print to PDF” (which is useless). No CSV means no Excel, no easy formatting. ...

November 3, 2025 · 5 min · Zoltan Toma

How to Waste a Vacation Day Building a CV Generator (ADHD Edition)

The Plan vs. Reality Remember my last post about fucking off and resetting? About how I should focus on small, low-stress tasks during vacation? Yeah. About that. I decided to look at my local blog version. Just checking what’s missing, you know? Casual Sunday morning browsing. Then I visited my friend Márton’s site at omnitiker.eu. Nice clean design. Professional. And right there - a downloadable CV. “Oh yeah,” my brain said. “I used to have that too. I should add that back.” ...

October 23, 2025 · 6 min · Zoltan Toma

Death to PowerPoint - Building a Markdown Presentation System

I Hate PowerPoint Let me get this out of the way: I haven’t touched PowerPoint since middle school. I forgot how it works. I don’t want to remember. When I worked at BitNinja, I had to give presentations all the time. Technical talks, demos, explanations. Every time someone said “can you prepare some slides?” I died a little inside. Not because I hate presenting - I actually enjoy it. I hate the tools. ...

October 22, 2025 · 5 min · Zoltan Toma